Quotes of the week

A few interesting quotes and encounters from last week.

1.

Me: How's teaching going?

Niyi: It's going well. I think I'm starting to make an impact on those kids. They call me "Uncle".

Me: Erm, they call everyone that.

2.

"Those kids, some of them won't make it. But some will."- Adetokunboh S.

3. 

Me: State of Origin?

Student: Osun

Me: Local Government?

Student: President Goodluck Jonathan

4.

Corper Busayo: Do you live with your parents?

Student: No

CB: Who do you live with then?

Student: Maami

5.

Me: Name one continent.

Student: Shout America

Me: Say 'SOUTH' 

Student: Shout?

Me: No, South

Student: Shout... and so on...